Posts by Low-Key Lysmith

Eulogy He had alot to say. He had alot of nothing to say. We'll miss him. So long. We wish you well. You told us how you weren't afraid to die. Well then, so long. Don't cry. Or feel too down. Not all martyrs see divinity. But at least you tried. Standing above the crowd he had a voice that was strong and loud. We'll miss him. Ranting and pointing his finger at everything but his heart. We'll miss him. No way to recall what it was that you had said to me, Like I care at all. So loud. You sure could yell. You took a stand on every little thing and so loud. Standing above the crowd, he had a voice so strong and loud and I swallowed his façade cuz I'm so eager to identify with someone above the ground, someone who seemed to feel the same, someone prepared to lead the way, with someone who would die for me. Will you? Will you now? Would you die for me? Don't you f##kin' lie. Don't you step out of line. Don't you f##kin lie. You've claimed all this time that you would die for me. Why then are you so surprised to hear your own eulogy? You had alot to say. You had alot of nothing to say. Come down. Get off your f##kin cross. We need the f##kin space to nail the next fool up. To ascend you must die. You must be crucified. For your sins and your lies. Goodbye.

By TOOL

Opiate Choices always were a problem for you. What you need is someone strong to guide you. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow, what you need is someone strong to use you.. like me, like me. If you want to get your soul to heaven, trust in me .Don't judge or question.You are broken now, but faith can heal you. Just do everything I tell you to do. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow. Let me lay my holy hand upon you. My Gods will becomes me. When he speaks out, he speaks through me. He has needs like I do. We both want to rape you. Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life. Open my eyes and blind me with your light and your lies.

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It's Gonna Be (Alright) by Ween

Baby what have I done

Gone and left you all alone

It's hard for me to sing this song

we've been together for so long

Ithink I know what my soul's got to say

and it wont hurt as bad someday

it's gonna be alright baby

it's gonna be alright love

and if the mist ever lets the sun through

I'll just hope I did the right thing

for me and you

Guess I'm ruled by my heart

Built a life and i tore it all apart

it's just not our time

but you'll find a new love

and you'll be fine

so many dark and lonely nights

but i believe one day I'll see the light

It's gonna be alright baby

it's gonna be alright love

and if the mist ever lets the sun through

I'll just hope I did the right thing for me and you.

When I read your piece on breaking up with Jah, This song came immediately to mind.

-Breck

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Lyrics that make you think

by lostlantern in

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i am listening to sinead o'connor and one song really struck a cord with me.

i just finished 'crisis of conscience" and i have a lot of thoughts in my head about the governing body, organization, etc.

this song today made me think of the organization.sinead o'connor.

Low-Key Lysmith

Judith

By A Perfect Circle

Mer de Noms

oh so many ways for me to show you how your savior has abandoned you.

Thank(fuck) your god.

he did this, took all you had and left you this way.

still you pray, never stray, never taste of the fruit. never thought to question why.

it's not like you killed someone.

it's not like you drove a hateful spear into his side.

praise the one who left you broken down and paralyzed.

he did it all for you.

oh so many ways for me to show you how your dogma has abandoned you.

pray to your christ, to your god.

never taste of the fruit,

never stray, never break,

never choke on a lie,

even though he's the one who did this to you

thought to question why

it's not like you killed someone.

it's not like you drove a spiteful spear into his side.

talk to jesus christ as if he knows the reasons why he

did this all to you.

he did it all for you.

-Breck

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Married or single?

by greendawn in

how many people here are maried or single?

would the married prefer to be single and the single married or are they happy as they are?

i am single and prefer to be married given the right conditions.

Low-Key Lysmith

Happily Engaged.

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How many JWs does it take to change a lightbulb?

by Wild_Thing in

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"they don't need to change their lightbulb because their light just keeps getting brighter and brighter!

as told by jw sister tonight to the rest of my jw family.

they thought it was great!

Low-Key Lysmith

Wait, wait, I got a good one....

They don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in pitch-dark bedrooms and only use the missionary position.

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How many JWs does it take to change a lightbulb?

by Wild_Thing in

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"they don't need to change their lightbulb because their light just keeps getting brighter and brighter!

as told by jw sister tonight to the rest of my jw family.

they thought it was great!

Low-Key Lysmith

3, because it takes two witnesses to confirm that the lightbulb had indeed been changed.

-Breck

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What would you vote for the world to lose?

by John Doe in

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okay, no silly mushy crap like hate, violence, stupefying religious dogma, or child hunger, i want a real vote.

i vote for canadian proctologists.

.

Low-Key Lysmith

Here we go.........

1. Hip-Hop.

2. MTV.

3. Reality TV. (With the exception of Miami Ink).

4. Trucker Hats.

5. Energy Drinks.

6. The Black Eyed Peas.

7. Any and all of the vacuous chick vocalists i.e. Britney, Jessica, Avril, Christina, Pink, Alanis,etc.

8. Income Tax.

9. Those rediculous rubber bracelets.

10. Las Vegas.

11. Tailgaters (kill 'em all.)

12. Racial/Sexual hypocricy (Anyone who is not white can bag on white folks, but not vice-versa, gay folks can bag on straight folks, but not vice versa, etc.) Learn to laugh with one another folks.

13. Professional baseball players and the rediculous salaries that they earn for doing nothing more than stand in one spot and scratch their nuts.

14. Chick Flicks.

15. Tom Green, Andy Dick, The Lakers, The Raiders, The Chiefs.

16. Republicans.

16. Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal (Not because they portrayed homosexuals, but because as actors, they really suck.)

17. Vegans and their horrendous farts.

18. Anyone who presumes to tell another adult what to do with their own body or mind.

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